With enough wine, Athos could see fit to cope with anything. After all, with Aramis and Porthos, he has been dragged through the most ridiculous of situations and he honestly does not put it past them to want to bring him to a world of reanimated corpses. If anyone can find a way, it will be them with d'Artagnan's aid. "I have slowly begun to understand that they seem inclined to lead me through to many other worlds, though this is on par with the last one I discovered. Las Vegas," he explains. "I believe I am unfortunately still married from that venture."

And now he has two dark-haired, sharp, and dangerous ex-wives. He is beginning to hoard them, unfortunately.